Superstition Debunker Gifts

"Quite frankly, I'm a bit disappointed."

Rational explanations

"Ouch!"

"It's the five-second rule, Tia Carmen! If you eat it before five seconds, it's OK!"

"Trust me, a horseshoe won't bring you luck: I have four and look where I am now..."

'Did you really? - I broke a chain letter, too.'

'Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!'

"This is your mother? She looks like a *&**&^%$?%^& to me! Awwwk! Awwwk!" "I bought him from an email ad...they said if I didn't I would have seven years bad luck."

'I know you lost six nil, but why did you clout that little boy?' - 'He's our lucky mascot.'

'I told you! One life - That's all they got!'

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"It's okay, I'm actually just a flamboyantly-costumed osteopath."

"Why don't you accept Jesus just to be safe?"

Govt. UK led by Seance

"A black cat? Are you serious?!"

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

"You can't believe everything the Russian bots tell you."

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

'This either means 'get busy', or I'm damned.'

"When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot not to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947." "Before 1947: primitive cars, planes, and radio. After 1947: space ships, quantum computing, internet." "Let me try... Before 1947: no bikinis. After 1947: bikinis." "No, wait... The bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question." "We really should have our own science show."

"For decades we lemmings have been jumping off cliffs. Dude, it's time to evolve!"