Superstition Skeptic Gifts

If you know someone who questions superstitions or loves a good laugh at old wives' tales, our collection offers clever, tongue-in-cheek items. Perfect for challenging superstitions with humor, these gifts celebrate rational thinking while keeping the mood light. Whether for a believer turned skeptic or a playful cynic, our products provide a fun way to protest superstition and enjoy some witty banter.

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'What a lovely day!'

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'Wouldn't it make more sense to stick the needles directly into your enemy?'

'Wouldn't it make more sense to stick the needles directly into your enemy?' mockup

'Wouldn't it make more sense to stick the needles directly into your enemy?'

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'Rex is superstitious. He refuses to play dead.'

'Rex is superstitious. He refuses to play dead.' mockup

'Rex is superstitious. He refuses to play dead.'

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"I'm not superstitious, but the internet connection broke down and the computer crashed just when I wanted to buy technology stocks..."

"I'm not superstitious, but the internet connection broke down and the computer crashed just when I wanted to buy technology stocks..." mockup

"I'm not superstitious, but the internet connection broke down and the computer crashed just when I wanted to buy technology stocks..."

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Misfortune cookie.

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Inland Revenue - Take a Number

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'Our financial statement was delivered 'postage due'. Think that's a sign?'

'Our financial statement was delivered 'postage due'. Think that's a sign?' mockup

'Our financial statement was delivered 'postage due'. Think that's a sign?'

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'Darling, if no one likes to see us together then that's THEIR problem!'

'Darling, if no one likes to see us together then that's THEIR problem!' mockup

'Darling, if no one likes to see us together then that's THEIR problem!'

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No,wait - you must not enter the burial chamber!! Can you not see that it is protected by the pharaohs curse?!

No,wait - you must not enter the burial chamber!! Can you not see that it is protected by the pharaohs curse?! mockup

No,wait - you must not enter the burial chamber!! Can you not see that it is protected by the pharaohs curse?!

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'It's not an audition, it's a job interview and please don't tell me to 'break a leg'.'

'It's not an audition, it's a job interview and please don't tell me to 'break a leg'.' mockup

'It's not an audition, it's a job interview and please don't tell me to 'break a leg'.'

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Step on a crack insurance.

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'Uh-oh...Today is satuhday the 13th! Play it safe and stay away from Buttanut squash today.'

'Uh-oh...Today is satuhday the 13th! Play it safe and stay away from Buttanut squash today.' mockup

'Uh-oh...Today is satuhday the 13th! Play it safe and stay away from Buttanut squash today.'

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'Do you really think a rally cap will work for your stocks?'

'Do you really think a rally cap will work for your stocks?' mockup

'Do you really think a rally cap will work for your stocks?'

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Compulsive behaviour therapy: Tread on a crack don't come back,

Compulsive behaviour therapy: Tread on a crack don't come back, mockup

Compulsive behaviour therapy: Tread on a crack don't come back,

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'The wife made a good point and I was stupid enough to say 'Quick, knock on wood!' '

'The wife made a good point and I was stupid enough to say 'Quick, knock on wood!' ' mockup

'The wife made a good point and I was stupid enough to say 'Quick, knock on wood!' '

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'If you plead guilty to stepping on a crack, I think I can get you off with the lesser charge of just bruising your mother's spleen.'

'If you plead guilty to stepping on a crack, I think I can get you off with the lesser charge of just bruising your mother's spleen.' mockup

'If you plead guilty to stepping on a crack, I think I can get you off with the lesser charge of just bruising your mother's spleen.'

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Persistent Superstitions: The Government is Coming For Your Guns!

Persistent Superstitions: The Government is Coming For Your Guns! mockup

Persistent Superstitions: The Government is Coming For Your Guns!

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"Let's see what your chart says. The patient needs...chamomile tea...a delivery from Concha's Herbal Shop...and 10 gallons of holy water?"

"Let's see what your chart says. The patient needs...chamomile tea...a delivery from Concha's Herbal Shop...and 10 gallons of holy water?" mockup

"Let's see what your chart says. The patient needs...chamomile tea...a delivery from Concha's Herbal Shop...and 10 gallons of holy water?"

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"My astrologer said my pension was fine but I just thought I'd get a second opinion."

"My astrologer said my pension was fine but I just thought I'd get a second opinion." mockup

"My astrologer said my pension was fine but I just thought I'd get a second opinion."

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Unlucky Horseshoes

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'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?' mockup

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

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Today's horoscope: DUCK!

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'Touch wood'

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'Remember, 'If you step on a crack, you'll break your back'.'

'Remember, 'If you step on a crack, you'll break your back'.' mockup

'Remember, 'If you step on a crack, you'll break your back'.'

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"This is it! These are the lottery tickets that are going to win me $20 million!"

"This is it! These are the lottery tickets that are going to win me $20 million!" mockup

"This is it! These are the lottery tickets that are going to win me $20 million!"

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'To tell you the truth - I've never seen a ghost around here and I've had this job since 1879.'

'To tell you the truth - I've never seen a ghost around here and I've had this job since 1879.' mockup

'To tell you the truth - I've never seen a ghost around here and I've had this job since 1879.'

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"That's your 'lucky rock'? But someone threw it through the window and stole our stuff!"

"That's your 'lucky rock'? But someone threw it through the window and stole our stuff!" mockup

"That's your 'lucky rock'? But someone threw it through the window and stole our stuff!"

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"Really? It's our 21st wedding anniversary?... I don't remember breaking three mirrors."

"Really? It's our 21st wedding anniversary?... I don't remember breaking three mirrors." mockup

"Really? It's our 21st wedding anniversary?... I don't remember breaking three mirrors."

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"That white guy crossed our path - bad luck."

"That white guy crossed our path - bad luck." mockup

"That white guy crossed our path - bad luck."

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"Stupid superstitious waste of money - what'd you wish for, a new vacuum?"

"Stupid superstitious waste of money - what'd you wish for, a new vacuum?" mockup

"Stupid superstitious waste of money - what'd you wish for, a new vacuum?"

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"See the guy down there with the rabbit's foot?"

"See the guy down there with the rabbit's foot?" mockup

"See the guy down there with the rabbit's foot?"

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"I did the math, and I'm telling you I have two left!"

"I did the math, and I'm telling you I have two left!" mockup

"I did the math, and I'm telling you I have two left!"

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Friday the 13th: An insignificant day in a series of increasingly insignificant days.

Friday the 13th: An insignificant day in a series of increasingly insignificant days. mockup

Friday the 13th: An insignificant day in a series of increasingly insignificant days.

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Superstition Skeptic Gifts Collection

Superstition Skeptic Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the superstition skeptic in your life—witty, humorous, and designed to challenge myths daily.

Superstition Skeptic Pillows

Find amusing pillows that make a statement against superstition—perfect for adding humor and personality to any space.

Superstition Skeptic Prints

Browse prints that humorously debunk superstitions—ideal for skeptics who want stylish, funny decor.

Superstition Skeptic T-Shirts

Check out our tees that proudly display skepticism and wit—great for anyone who loves to poke fun at superstitions.