Superstition Skeptic Gifts

'What a lovely day!'

'Wouldn't it make more sense to stick the needles directly into your enemy?'

'Rex is superstitious. He refuses to play dead.'

"I'm not superstitious, but the internet connection broke down and the computer crashed just when I wanted to buy technology stocks..."

Misfortune cookie.

Inland Revenue - Take a Number

'Our financial statement was delivered 'postage due'. Think that's a sign?'

'Darling, if no one likes to see us together then that's THEIR problem!'

No,wait - you must not enter the burial chamber!! Can you not see that it is protected by the pharaohs curse?!

'It's not an audition, it's a job interview and please don't tell me to 'break a leg'.'

Step on a crack insurance.

'Uh-oh...Today is satuhday the 13th! Play it safe and stay away from Buttanut squash today.'

'Do you really think a rally cap will work for your stocks?'

Compulsive behaviour therapy: Tread on a crack don't come back,

'The wife made a good point and I was stupid enough to say 'Quick, knock on wood!' '

'If you plead guilty to stepping on a crack, I think I can get you off with the lesser charge of just bruising your mother's spleen.'

Persistent Superstitions: The Government is Coming For Your Guns!

"Let's see what your chart says. The patient needs...chamomile tea...a delivery from Concha's Herbal Shop...and 10 gallons of holy water?"

"My astrologer said my pension was fine but I just thought I'd get a second opinion."

Unlucky Horseshoes

CartoonStock Upload

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

Today's horoscope: DUCK!

'Touch wood'

'Remember, 'If you step on a crack, you'll break your back'.'

"This is it! These are the lottery tickets that are going to win me $20 million!"

'To tell you the truth - I've never seen a ghost around here and I've had this job since 1879.'

"That's your 'lucky rock'? But someone threw it through the window and stole our stuff!"

"Really? It's our 21st wedding anniversary?... I don't remember breaking three mirrors."

"That white guy crossed our path - bad luck."

Frank and Ernest's Updated Fairy Tales. Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all? Before I answer that, you are familiar with the seven years of back luck thing, aren't you?

Fun fact - A black dog crossing your path brings dumb luck.

I don

"Stupid superstitious waste of money - what'd you wish for, a new vacuum?"

"See the guy down there with the rabbit's foot?"