Superstition Specialist Gifts

"Remember, it's bad luck to eat a building that has a 13th floor."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

'This either means 'get busy', or I'm damned.'

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"You're under arrest for an attempted murder."

Rats leave a launching ship.

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

'You've got a degree in mathematics? Well, the economy isn't logical. It's about irrationality, superstition, gossip and pure luck. You need a degree in gambling and black magic.'

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Net Zero Superstitions

"I knew it, there is an autocorrect demon!"

'You carry a rabbit's foot — well, that explains the rabbit fever.'

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

"I don't care what other kittens say about black cats, the person who adopts you will be very lucky."

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

'Ah, I see a life filled with the usual cliches about black cats.'

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

Superstitious Black Cat

"Not another gooseberry bush!"

"You're on kid. Break a string!"

"Oh, wow! A lucky penne."

'Our financial statement was delivered 'postage due'. Think that's a sign?'

'I'm screwed...'

"Brrrr...! - You know when you get the feeling that someone's just fallen into your grave...?"