Superstition Specialist Gifts

"Remember, it's bad luck to eat a building that has a 13th floor."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

"Oh, come in Blevins. I was just thinking about you."

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

'This either means 'get busy', or I'm damned.'

Rats leave a launching ship.

"You're under arrest for an attempted murder."

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

'You carry a rabbit's foot — well, that explains the rabbit fever.'

Net Zero Superstitions

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

"I knew it, there is an autocorrect demon!"

"I don't care what other kittens say about black cats, the person who adopts you will be very lucky."

'You've got a degree in mathematics? Well, the economy isn't logical. It's about irrationality, superstition, gossip and pure luck. You need a degree in gambling and black magic.'

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

"You're on kid. Break a string!"

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

"Oh, wow! A lucky penne."

'Ah, I see a life filled with the usual cliches about black cats.'

"Not another gooseberry bush!"

Superstitious Black Cat

'Our financial statement was delivered 'postage due'. Think that's a sign?'

'It's not an audition, it's a job interview and please don't tell me to 'break a leg'.'