Superstition Enthusiast Gifts

Black cat avoids walking under a ladder to avoid bad luck.

It's not that Ned is superstitious...but rather, he doesn't take unnecessary risks!

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

'Right...The new system is up and running...I want every one of you to attach a lucky rabbit paw to their workstation.'

"Cromley's got things in hand for tomorrow's board meeting."

'It's one of my little superstitions, I always inject performance enhancing drugs into my left arm.'

My Name is Lucky.

Woman at chiropractor says 'My son stepped on a crack.'

'Our system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'He looks for 'vibrations'. With luck I'll get my cellphone back.'

"Nora, do you ever think about the future?"

"Not another gooseberry bush!"

'Oh my gosh, Bad luck! She's going to cross my path right behind me!'

Good Luck!

In lieu of wishbones, vegetarian children often use a slab of tofu.

Obvious problem

'This better be important. You just made me step on a crack.'

'A Hole In One!'

'Are you sure it isn't Friday the thirteenth ?'

'Go figure, somebody uses my foot as a lucky charm: I don't feel lucky myself...'

Naval intelligence listening to a shell.

'This either means 'get busy', or I'm damned.'

"Sorry, I`ve just sold the last piece."

"I won't be able to do any work today because I forgot to wear my special accounting socks."

"I don't know if you're fleeing's due to a 'No Deal' brexit or President Trump's visit."

"OMG! Unbelievable! Oh dearie, dearie me. OMG!"

Lucky charms

A rabbit missing a foot waiting at a bus stop

Aunt Blabby Anatomy Forecast

"I had a weird math dream last night. It was full of numbers. I saw 4...8...10...14...17...38.... It made no sense!"

Bad luck

"Oh, sure. Because, they've been really lucky for you, haven't they?"

Health and safety man.

'Okay, listen... if the world ends on December 21st, I'll pay you €100. If not, you'll pay me €100, deal?'

'...and over the shoulder for 'good luck'.'