Superstitions Gifts

Black cat avoids walking under a ladder to avoid bad luck.

'What a lovely day!'

"Can I interest you in nine life policies?"

"Rodney always gives the lottery balls a little extra lucky shake, just before the draw."

'I tell you, that bad luck thing is just a silly old wives' tale!'

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

My Name is Lucky.

'Wouldn't it make more sense to stick the needles directly into your enemy?'

Woman at chiropractor says 'My son stepped on a crack.'

"Cromley's got things in hand for tomorrow's board meeting."

"Quite frankly, I'm a bit disappointed."

"You're on kid. Break a string!"

Lucky charms.

'Rabbit's feet are supposed to be lucky.'

'I've never been superstitious...touch wood'

In lieu of wishbones, vegetarian children often use a slab of tofu.

'Why settle for a mere rabbit's foot?!'

'Oh my gosh, Bad luck! She's going to cross my path right behind me!'

Inland Revenue - Take a Number

'Go figure, somebody uses my foot as a lucky charm: I don't feel lucky myself...'

Good Luck.

'Christmas is on a Friday this year.'

"I hope that isn't some sort of an omen, Dear!"

Red Sox Fans vs The Rest Of Humanity

Rational explanations

Grim Reaper goes grocery shopping

"He was very, very lucky."

"This one thread is saying that Phil NEVER saw his shadow. Spring was stolen from us!"

"The four-bladed ones are especially good luck."

"I don't need a costume. I am halloween."

2023 KNOCK ON WOOD

"Be right in, I just brought my lucky chair."

"Landlady alert."

Duel cat.