Superstitions Gifts

Black cat avoids walking under a ladder to avoid bad luck.

"Can I interest you in nine life policies?"

'What a lovely day!'

'I tell you, that bad luck thing is just a silly old wives' tale!'

"Rodney always gives the lottery balls a little extra lucky shake, just before the draw."

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

"Cromley's got things in hand for tomorrow's board meeting."

My Name is Lucky.

'Wouldn't it make more sense to stick the needles directly into your enemy?'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Woman at chiropractor says 'My son stepped on a crack.'

'Rabbit's feet are supposed to be lucky.'

In lieu of wishbones, vegetarian children often use a slab of tofu.

Good Luck.

'Why settle for a mere rabbit's foot?!'

Lucky charms.

'I've never been superstitious...touch wood'

'Oh my gosh, Bad luck! She's going to cross my path right behind me!'

"I hope that isn't some sort of an omen, Dear!"

'Christmas is on a Friday this year.'

"Quite frankly, I'm a bit disappointed."

"You're on kid. Break a string!"

'Go figure, somebody uses my foot as a lucky charm: I don't feel lucky myself...'

Inland Revenue - Take a Number

"Dropping a spoon means a beautiful woman will visit soon."

"That's your 'lucky rock'? But someone threw it through the window and stole our stuff!"

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

Oh, look! The first wolverine of spring! In my homeland, they say that on the day you see your first wolverine of spring, you'll get lucky! If there's anything I can do to help

The number 13 was unlucky for Humpty Dumpty. One Dozen Eggs. Crush-proof package. We just filled the last spot --- Take a seat on the wall, Mr. Dumpty.

Yikes, I hope you're not superstitious.

"Trust me, a horseshoe won't bring you luck: I have four and look where I am now..."

I ordered chrysanthemum tea. This is not chrysanthemum tea. This is chamomile. We're out chrysanthemum. I've had chrysanthemum tea every day for the last 80 years, and I'm still alive and well. Are you trying to kill me? Are all old folks this superstitious? Superstition's always worked in the past.

"I gave Smiley some shoes for her birthday...and she walked away and never came back."

"He was very, very lucky."

Grim Reaper goes grocery shopping