Superstition Debunkers Gifts

'I'll prove to you that 13 isn't unlucky, I said - We'll fix our wedding for the 13th...'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

Govt. UK led by Seance

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

"You can't believe everything the Russian bots tell you."

'This either means 'get busy', or I'm damned.'

"When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot not to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947." "Before 1947: primitive cars, planes, and radio. After 1947: space ships, quantum computing, internet." "Let me try... Before 1947: no bikinis. After 1947: bikinis." "No, wait... The bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question." "We really should have our own science show."

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

Rats leave a launching ship.

Obama, the Enigma?

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

"In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout."

"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."

'You've got a degree in mathematics? Well, the economy isn't logical. It's about irrationality, superstition, gossip and pure luck. You need a degree in gambling and black magic.'

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

"It's all a big distraction from the other distraction attempting to distract us from last week's b*****t thing!"

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

Say What! Mark Meadows

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

Psychiatric Centre/Vaccination Centre