Conspiracy Theory Debunkers Gifts

"Maduro says we run U.S. policy!"

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

"You can't believe everything the Russian bots tell you."

Rumours Online

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

Obama, the Enigma?

"When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot not to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947." "Before 1947: primitive cars, planes, and radio. After 1947: space ships, quantum computing, internet." "Let me try... Before 1947: no bikinis. After 1947: bikinis." "No, wait... The bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question." "We really should have our own science show."

Say What! Mark Meadows

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

"It's all a big distraction from the other distraction attempting to distract us from last week's b*****t thing!"

"I don't do cover ups!"

'Never, Ever...believe everything you read.'

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

Psychiatric Centre/Vaccination Centre

"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."

Weapens of Mass Redaction

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

"No more fake news, alternative facts, or conspiracy theories. If elected, I promise to go back to old-fashioned lying!"

Wright Wing Conspiracy.

"Which variant of the hoax do you think we contracted?"

"The immigrant kids ate the class hamster, my teacher is an agent of Satan, and I got an A."

RFK Jr Anti-Vax

'When we agreed to peace talks - I was thinking of something a little more . . . I don't know congenial.'

Anti-Vaxxers