Conspiracy Theory Debunkers Gifts

Thwarting the Boys from Brazil

"Maduro says we run U.S. policy!"

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Rumours Online

"You can't believe everything the Russian bots tell you."

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

Obama, the Enigma?

"When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot not to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947." "Before 1947: primitive cars, planes, and radio. After 1947: space ships, quantum computing, internet." "Let me try... Before 1947: no bikinis. After 1947: bikinis." "No, wait... The bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question." "We really should have our own science show."

"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

"It's all a big distraction from the other distraction attempting to distract us from last week's b*****t thing!"

"I don't do cover ups!"

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

Psychiatric Centre/Vaccination Centre

Say What! Mark Meadows

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

I heard it disappears if you suck on a rabbit's foot. I heard the virus came from aliens. I heard it's no worse than jock itch. Heard immunity.

'Never, Ever...believe everything you read.'

Weapens of Mass Redaction

RFK Jr Anti-Vax

Anti-Vaxxers

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

'When we agreed to peace talks - I was thinking of something a little more . . . I don't know congenial.'

"Which variant of the hoax do you think we contracted?"

"No more fake news, alternative facts, or conspiracy theories. If elected, I promise to go back to old-fashioned lying!"

"Have you considered donating your body to science fiction?"