Mythical Debunkers Gifts

' That nonsense about flying reindeer is just a silly myth.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

"You can't believe everything the Russian bots tell you."

Obama, the Enigma?

"When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot not to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947." "Before 1947: primitive cars, planes, and radio. After 1947: space ships, quantum computing, internet." "Let me try... Before 1947: no bikinis. After 1947: bikinis." "No, wait... The bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question." "We really should have our own science show."

"My new day job is killing me."

"For decades we lemmings have been jumping off cliffs. Dude, it's time to evolve!"

'How can anyone seriously believe that we sleep standing up and with our eyes open ,,,, Hello'

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

"It's all a big distraction from the other distraction attempting to distract us from last week's b*****t thing!"

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

"I don't do cover ups!"

Say What! Mark Meadows

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

Psychiatric Centre/Vaccination Centre

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

'Never, Ever...believe everything you read.'

Weapens of Mass Redaction

"Which variant of the hoax do you think we contracted?"