Mythical Debunkers Gifts

' That nonsense about flying reindeer is just a silly myth.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"...it was believed that anyone who displeased it would meet with a terrible fate, which of course is complete nonsen..."

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

"You can't believe everything the Russian bots tell you."

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

'How can anyone seriously believe that we sleep standing up and with our eyes open ,,,, Hello'

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot not to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947." "Before 1947: primitive cars, planes, and radio. After 1947: space ships, quantum computing, internet." "Let me try... Before 1947: no bikinis. After 1947: bikinis." "No, wait... The bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question." "We really should have our own science show."

"For decades we lemmings have been jumping off cliffs. Dude, it's time to evolve!"

"My new day job is killing me."

Thwarting the Boys from Brazil

Obama, the Enigma?

"I don't do cover ups!"

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

"It's all a big distraction from the other distraction attempting to distract us from last week's b*****t thing!"

Say What! Mark Meadows

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

I heard it disappears if you suck on a rabbit's foot. I heard the virus came from aliens. I heard it's no worse than jock itch. Heard immunity.

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

Psychiatric Centre/Vaccination Centre

'Never, Ever...believe everything you read.'

Weapens of Mass Redaction

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'