Fairytale Debunkers Gifts

'I just can't keep on pretending that we've been living happily ever after!'

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

Updated Fairy Tales. Having all of them around sure sweetened my stimulus check!

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"The mad king ruled by chaos and corruption. He pitted everyone against each other, and they all lived divisively ever after. The end."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Govt. UK led by Seance

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

Thwarting the Boys from Brazil

"For decades we lemmings have been jumping off cliffs. Dude, it's time to evolve!"

"In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout."

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

'Never, Ever...believe everything you read.'

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

"This isn't how the story went at all."

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

"Say, Buddy. . . do you pick-ups as well?"

Rational explanations

Male Mid-Life Myth--The Hair Fairy

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

'Come on, dad...why would anyone follow a witch into a gingerbread house? It clearly wasn't built to code.'

'When we agreed to peace talks - I was thinking of something a little more . . . I don't know congenial.'

Tall stories

"The immigrant kids ate the class hamster, my teacher is an agent of Satan, and I got an A."

'Basically, my study challenges the more the merrier theory.'

'There are those who say that in America the streets are paved with excrement.'

Rise of the Drones

"It's okay, I'm actually just a flamboyantly-costumed osteopath."

Do you realise the gravity of this situation?