Fairytale Cynics Gifts

Looking for a gift that embraces your love for fairytale cynics? Our collection captures the clever, witty side of fairytale skeptics with playful designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. These items are ideal for those who enjoy poking fun at fantasy tropes or embracing their skeptical spirit with humor and charm. Whether you're shopping for yourself or a friend who’s forever questioning enchantments, these gifts combine a clever twist with creative design, bringing a touch of humor to everyday life.

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'Frankly, Earl, if I had realized that you were a toad instead of a frog, I never would have kissed you!'

'Frankly, Earl, if I had realized that you were a toad instead of a frog, I never would have kissed you!' mockup

'Frankly, Earl, if I had realized that you were a toad instead of a frog, I never would have kissed you!'

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'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?' mockup

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

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"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance." mockup

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

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"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them." mockup

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

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"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

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First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...' mockup

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

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'Hi! I'm a freshman -- when do I get corrupted?'

'Hi! I'm a freshman -- when do I get corrupted?' mockup

'Hi! I'm a freshman -- when do I get corrupted?'

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"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train." mockup

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

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Federal Bureau of Do As We Say, NOT As We Do!

Federal Bureau of Do As We Say, NOT As We Do! mockup

Federal Bureau of Do As We Say, NOT As We Do!

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"This isn't how the story went at all." mockup

"This isn't how the story went at all."

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Social media and privacy

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'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.' mockup

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'

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This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated. mockup

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

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'Let's face it, we're nothing but a puppet government.'

'Let's face it, we're nothing but a puppet government.' mockup

'Let's face it, we're nothing but a puppet government.'

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Male Mid-Life Myth--The Hair Fairy mockup

Male Mid-Life Myth--The Hair Fairy

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"And in this section it appears that you have not only alienated voters but actually infected them, too."

"And in this section it appears that you have not only alienated voters but actually infected them, too." mockup

"And in this section it appears that you have not only alienated voters but actually infected them, too."

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No more bribes - today.

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'Come on, dad...why would anyone follow a witch into a gingerbread house? It clearly wasn't built to code.'

'Come on, dad...why would anyone follow a witch into a gingerbread house? It clearly wasn't built to code.' mockup

'Come on, dad...why would anyone follow a witch into a gingerbread house? It clearly wasn't built to code.'

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'Our government is comprised of three branches - politicians, lobbyists, and the media.'

'Our government is comprised of three branches - politicians, lobbyists, and the media.' mockup

'Our government is comprised of three branches - politicians, lobbyists, and the media.'

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'I always vote for the candidate I think will do the least damage.'

'I always vote for the candidate I think will do the least damage.' mockup

'I always vote for the candidate I think will do the least damage.'

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'These are fine, but what's in it for me?'

'These are fine, but what's in it for me?' mockup

'These are fine, but what's in it for me?'

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'The following program may not be suitable for those of you who are sick and tired of politics....'

'The following program may not be suitable for those of you who are sick and tired of politics....' mockup

'The following program may not be suitable for those of you who are sick and tired of politics....'

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If it were today. . .

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Cost of living - 'Thank God we're dead.'

Cost of living - 'Thank God we're dead.' mockup

Cost of living - 'Thank God we're dead.'

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'I don't care if I have been here for a hundred years! What kind of pervert kisses a girl while she's sleeping?!'

'I don't care if I have been here for a hundred years! What kind of pervert kisses a girl while she's sleeping?!' mockup

'I don't care if I have been here for a hundred years! What kind of pervert kisses a girl while she's sleeping?!'

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"I appreciate your offer, but I was really hoping to marry a doctor."

"I appreciate your offer, but I was really hoping to marry a doctor." mockup

"I appreciate your offer, but I was really hoping to marry a doctor."

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Mail & Political lies.

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Corrupted Politicians

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'Forty years is as much 'Happily Ever After' as I can tolerate.'

'Forty years is as much 'Happily Ever After' as I can tolerate.' mockup

'Forty years is as much 'Happily Ever After' as I can tolerate.'

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Fairytale Cynics Gifts Collection

Fairytale Cynics Mugs

Explore our collection of fairytale cynic mugs and find the perfect humorous gift for skeptics and fairy tale lovers alike.

Fairytale Cynics Pillows

Brighten up your home with witty fairytale cynic pillows, bringing humor and personality to your living space.

Fairytale Cynics Prints

Find the perfect piece of art with our fairytale cynic prints, blending clever design with a humorous critique of fairy tale fantasies.

Fairytale Cynics T-Shirts

Discover playful fairytale cynic t-shirts that combine wit and style — ideal for skeptics who love to wear their humor on their sleeve.