Dreamful Cynics Gifts

Looking for gifts that resonate with those who balance dreaming with a dash of cynicism? Our collection for dreamful cynics captures this beautifully — offering humor-infused, creatively designed items that reflect your thoughtful, skeptical perspective. Whether they’re pondering life's mysteries or questioning the norm, these products add personality to their space and wardrobe. Perfect for anyone who embraces their complex view of the world with a wink and a smile.

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Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar. mockup

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

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'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?' mockup

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

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Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?' mockup

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

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"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them." mockup

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

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"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance." mockup

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

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'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.' mockup

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

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"Boss, the customers can hear you cackling maniacally." "I've topped myself, minion." "It's not enough to run ads that tout our own excellence: we have to simultaneously tear down the competition." "Behold: my masterpiece." "'100 percent of those who drink Coffee King’s coffee will die.'" "Best part is it’s technically true."

"Boss, the customers can hear you cackling maniacally." "I've topped myself, minion." "It's not enough to run ads that tout our own excellence: we have to simultaneously tear down the competition." "Behold: my masterpiece." "'100 percent of those who drink Coffee King’s coffee will die.'" "Best part is it’s technically true."

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"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?" mockup

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

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First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...' mockup

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

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"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train." mockup

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

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'Hi! I'm a freshman -- when do I get corrupted?'

'Hi! I'm a freshman -- when do I get corrupted?' mockup

'Hi! I'm a freshman -- when do I get corrupted?'

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'Blair picks safe poet caureate' "He was just giong through the motions"

'Blair picks safe poet caureate' "He was just giong through the motions" mockup

'Blair picks safe poet caureate' "He was just giong through the motions"

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Social media and privacy

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Federal Bureau of Do As We Say, NOT As We Do!

Federal Bureau of Do As We Say, NOT As We Do! mockup

Federal Bureau of Do As We Say, NOT As We Do!

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'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.' mockup

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'

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'Let's face it, we're nothing but a puppet government.'

'Let's face it, we're nothing but a puppet government.' mockup

'Let's face it, we're nothing but a puppet government.'

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No more bribes - today.

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"And in this section it appears that you have not only alienated voters but actually infected them, too."

"And in this section it appears that you have not only alienated voters but actually infected them, too." mockup

"And in this section it appears that you have not only alienated voters but actually infected them, too."

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'Our government is comprised of three branches - politicians, lobbyists, and the media.'

'Our government is comprised of three branches - politicians, lobbyists, and the media.' mockup

'Our government is comprised of three branches - politicians, lobbyists, and the media.'

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'The following program may not be suitable for those of you who are sick and tired of politics....'

'The following program may not be suitable for those of you who are sick and tired of politics....' mockup

'The following program may not be suitable for those of you who are sick and tired of politics....'

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'These are fine, but what's in it for me?'

'These are fine, but what's in it for me?' mockup

'These are fine, but what's in it for me?'

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'I always vote for the candidate I think will do the least damage.'

'I always vote for the candidate I think will do the least damage.' mockup

'I always vote for the candidate I think will do the least damage.'

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Mail & Political lies.

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'Of course you realize; Grizwell's now honor bound to give us the raise we've asked for.'

'Of course you realize; Grizwell's now honor bound to give us the raise we've asked for.' mockup

'Of course you realize; Grizwell's now honor bound to give us the raise we've asked for.'

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Corrupted Politicians

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Cost of living - 'Thank God we're dead.'

Cost of living - 'Thank God we're dead.' mockup

Cost of living - 'Thank God we're dead.'

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"Did he give it all to the poor, or just the after salary and expenses part?"

"Did he give it all to the poor, or just the after salary and expenses part?" mockup

"Did he give it all to the poor, or just the after salary and expenses part?"

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'Vote Cameron, get Brussels.'

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"My wife is a doctor. That's great because I can endure the TV news only under general anesthesia."

"My wife is a doctor. That's great because I can endure the TV news only under general anesthesia." mockup

"My wife is a doctor. That's great because I can endure the TV news only under general anesthesia."

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National Sarcasm Awareness: 'Thanks! Like that's really going to help.'

National Sarcasm Awareness: 'Thanks! Like that's really going to help.' mockup

National Sarcasm Awareness: 'Thanks! Like that's really going to help.'

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Wilders breaking election promises. mockup

Wilders breaking election promises.

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Dreamful Cynics Gifts Collection

Dreamful Cynics Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring clever designs for dreamful cynics—perfect for mornings, work, or cozy nights with a cup of humor.

Dreamful Cynics Pillows

Find pillows that blend comfort with personality, perfect for dreamful cynics who want to add a humorous touch to their home décor.

Dreamful Cynics Prints

Browse our art prints designed for the creatively skeptical—great for inspiring or amusing dreamful cynics in your life.

Dreamful Cynics T-Shirts

Discover our witty t-shirts crafted for dreamful cynics—ideal for those who like to wear their personality with pride and a smile.