Modern Cynics Gifts

Looking for a gift that resonates with a modern cynic? Delight them with products that blend humor, wit, and a touch of sarcasm—perfect for any space or outfit. Explore an array of cleverly designed mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that capture the essence of modern skepticism with a playful twist. Whether for a friend or yourself, these gifts are sure to spark smiles and conversations.

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Damn, cell phone!

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"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'" mockup

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

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'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?' mockup

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

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Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?' mockup

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

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"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them." mockup

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

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'Hi! I'm a freshman -- when do I get corrupted?'

'Hi! I'm a freshman -- when do I get corrupted?' mockup

'Hi! I'm a freshman -- when do I get corrupted?'

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"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train." mockup

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

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"Diogenes, this is Washington, D.C. It's probably the worst place to look for an honest man."

"Diogenes, this is Washington, D.C. It's probably the worst place to look for an honest man." mockup

"Diogenes, this is Washington, D.C. It's probably the worst place to look for an honest man."

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"I'm doing a Kickstopper project!" "What?" "I was going to write a book... but do we really need another book in this world? So... Kickstopper—people donate money to stop me from writing. I won't write it so I'll never ask you to read it. I'd pay money to not read your book. Thanks." "You're welcome." "I'm also starting projects to not start a band, not write poetry and not tell you about my dreams."

"I'm doing a Kickstopper project!" "What?" "I was going to write a book... but do we really need another book in this world? So... Kickstopper—people donate money to stop me from writing. I won't write it so I'll never ask you to read it. I'd pay money to not read your book. Thanks." "You're welcome." "I'm also starting projects to not start a band, not write poetry and not tell you about my dreams."

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'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.' mockup

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'

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'Let's face it, we're nothing but a puppet government.'

'Let's face it, we're nothing but a puppet government.' mockup

'Let's face it, we're nothing but a puppet government.'

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No more bribes - today.

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Spark Notes Wedding Vows

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"And in this section it appears that you have not only alienated voters but actually infected them, too."

"And in this section it appears that you have not only alienated voters but actually infected them, too." mockup

"And in this section it appears that you have not only alienated voters but actually infected them, too."

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'Our government is comprised of three branches - politicians, lobbyists, and the media.'

'Our government is comprised of three branches - politicians, lobbyists, and the media.' mockup

'Our government is comprised of three branches - politicians, lobbyists, and the media.'

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Old Rope

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'These are fine, but what's in it for me?'

'These are fine, but what's in it for me?' mockup

'These are fine, but what's in it for me?'

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'The following program may not be suitable for those of you who are sick and tired of politics....'

'The following program may not be suitable for those of you who are sick and tired of politics....' mockup

'The following program may not be suitable for those of you who are sick and tired of politics....'

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Cost of living - 'Thank God we're dead.'

Cost of living - 'Thank God we're dead.' mockup

Cost of living - 'Thank God we're dead.'

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Corrupted Politicians

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Cornucopia Prime

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"I'd better read the official view before I form an opinion."

"I'd better read the official view before I form an opinion." mockup

"I'd better read the official view before I form an opinion."

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'Against Joie De Vivre': Meet the author today.

'Against Joie De Vivre': Meet the author today. mockup

'Against Joie De Vivre': Meet the author today.

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"My wife is a doctor. That's great because I can endure the TV news only under general anesthesia."

"My wife is a doctor. That's great because I can endure the TV news only under general anesthesia." mockup

"My wife is a doctor. That's great because I can endure the TV news only under general anesthesia."

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'Vote Cameron, get Brussels.'

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National Sarcasm Awareness: 'Thanks! Like that's really going to help.'

National Sarcasm Awareness: 'Thanks! Like that's really going to help.' mockup

National Sarcasm Awareness: 'Thanks! Like that's really going to help.'

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'Don't tell me about the basic goodness of children - as soon as there were two, Cain killed Abel!'

'Don't tell me about the basic goodness of children - as soon as there were two, Cain killed Abel!' mockup

'Don't tell me about the basic goodness of children - as soon as there were two, Cain killed Abel!'

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"Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away. Disregard this baloney if you're asthmatic."

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away. Disregard this baloney if you're asthmatic." mockup

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away. Disregard this baloney if you're asthmatic."

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Wilders breaking election promises. mockup

Wilders breaking election promises.

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Trump lobbyist

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"Years are like my previous five marriages. You welcome them with big expectations, but you end hating them."

"Years are like my previous five marriages. You welcome them with big expectations, but you end hating them." mockup

"Years are like my previous five marriages. You welcome them with big expectations, but you end hating them."

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Modern Cynics Gifts Collection

Modern Cynics Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous mugs designed for the modern cynic. Find the perfect witty gift to start every day with a smile.

Modern Cynics Pillows

Add a touch of humor to any room with cushions featuring witty cynic-inspired designs, blending comfort and personality.

Modern Cynics Prints

Decorate your space with prints that showcase the sharp wit of the modern cynic. Perfect for adding personality to any wall.

Modern Cynics T-Shirts

Discover stylish t-shirts that speak to the cynical, clever soul. Perfect for casual wear that always makes a statement.