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Modern Life Cynic Gifts
Looking for a gift that resonates with the modern life cynic? Our collection features clever, tongue-in-cheek items that poke fun at the chaos of contemporary living. From mugs that serve up sarcastic truths to T-shirts that boldly declare their skepticism, these gifts are designed to speak to their sharp humor. Add a humorous pillow for their space or a print that captures their ironic outlook. Perfect for anyone who navigates the hustle with a wry smile and a keen eye for life's absurdities.
"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"
Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.
"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"
"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"
"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."
'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'
Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'
"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)
Daily Routine
Early Man Late Man
"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"
"I'm back from Russia. Putin offered me a Dacha to say he's an honest man."
"We've now got a higher approval rating than the media."
'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'
"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."
'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'
"I'm doing a Kickstopper project!" "What?" "I was going to write a book... but do we really need another book in this world? So... Kickstopper—people donate money to stop me from writing. I won't write it so I'll never ask you to read it. I'd pay money to not read your book. Thanks." "You're welcome." "I'm also starting projects to not start a band, not write poetry and not tell you about my dreams."
Federal Bureau of Do As We Say, NOT As We Do!
"Diogenes, this is Washington, D.C. It's probably the worst place to look for an honest man."
Man calling Phone Privacy Centre
Obama builds own gallows.
"Man, I'm sooooo bored!"
A beach has meters.
Medical Bracelet
Defend the Cult of Militant Nonviolence!
The first accurate poll.
"Oh, the usual bills and a friendly reminder from Satan that there's a special place in Hell reserved just for us, but only if we ACT NOW, blah, blah, blah."
"I medicate first and ask questions later."
"Would you say your politics are middle of the road?"
Spark Notes Wedding Vows
Sucking Up to Gen X
Monday Checklist.
"Power! Power!"
"Call me a cockeyed optimist, but I think we can fool all the people all the time!"
Modern Life Cynic Gifts Collection
Modern Life Cynic Mugs
Discover more mugs for the modern cynic—perfect for coffee or tea, these witty designs bring humor to their daily routine.
Modern Life Cynic Pillows
Find the perfect witty pillow to accentuate their space—comfortable, clever, and full of modern sarcasm.
Modern Life Cynic Prints
Explore our prints that showcase sharp humor and modern satire—add personality to their walls with these eye-catching pieces.
Modern Life Cynic T-Shirts
Browse our collection of T-shirts that celebrate the cynic's perspective—ideal for making a sarcastic statement wherever they go.