"Can't we go five minutes without you checking your flower?"
Modern Life Critic Gifts
Searching for a gift that speaks to the modern life critic? Our curated collection features humorous and thoughtful items that reflect the quirks of contemporary living. Perfect for those who enjoy a cynical twist on our fast-paced world, these products are both stylish and amusing—ideal for sparking conversations or just adding a bit of levity to daily routines.
"Look, a shooting star- let's critique it!"
"We just need your e-mail address so we can e-mail you all day every day for the rest of your life."
"I have to take it back to the shop and throw it away."
"Power! Power!"
Escalator Diving Board
Share if you're sick of people asking you to share things.
'Second Homeless- Please Help"
Two men with different globes, modern man is running on the globe.
"Mercury, Mars, this is the bitch goddess, Success."
"Batteries . . . batteries . . ."
Man calling Phone Privacy Centre
"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."
'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'
'The urge to share the minutia of your hour-to-hour existence is actually a cry for attention...or just another day on Facebook.'
iBroke
Early Man Late Man
Bird trapped in a cage with television.
Evolution
This is Arron Aaberg...He's a simple man who enjoys peace and quiet....he gets butt dialed every 4 minutes.
No shirt, no shoes, no content creators.
"I draw the line at flip-flops shares."
It's been great. We give them unlimited Facebook and Twitter and they torture themselves voluntarily by reading it."
"I forgot to call in dead."
"Wait a minute! Where the hell am I going? I'm a dentist!"
"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."
"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"
Medical Bracelet
"I medicate first and ask questions later."
Daily Routine
A beach has meters.
Kingdom of Heaven- Exact Change Only
Television In The Park
Tombstone with a barcode on it
"From here we continue on foot."
Modern Life Critic Gifts Collection
Modern Life Critic Mugs
Discover more witty and modern life critic mugs that bring humor and style to your daily coffee routine.
Modern Life Critic Pillows
Find more humorous and stylish pillows that speak to the modern life critic’s love of clever decor.
Modern Life Critic Prints
Explore a variety of print art that offers a satirical and artistic take on modern living for the creative critic.
Modern Life Critic T-Shirts
Browse our collection of t-shirts that perfectly capture the modern life critic’s sharp wit and contemporary style.