"Great flash mob, isn't it?"
Modern Critic Gifts
Looking for a gift that speaks to the spirit of the modern critic? Our collection captures witty, clever designs that celebrate creative critique with humor. Ideal for friends or colleagues who love to analyze art, films, or trends. These products bring a playful twist to the art of critique, making every day a little more fun and a lot more thoughtful.
'No job, no home, less than 30 Facebook friends. Please help!'
The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.
"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"
"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."
"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."
"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."
"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."
"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."
Daily Routine
"Tarzan no want computer."
Down With Wikipedia
Early Man Late Man
"We encourage Theo to challenge clichés and mediocrity."
"AI designed my statue."
'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'
"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."
Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.
Man calling Phone Privacy Centre
"You do understand that I can only offer you a zero hour contract?"
Clever youth stating that he considers Shakespeare overrated
Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!
'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'
Medical Bracelet
"I lied in my ad. I hate Wallace Stevens."
"I medicate first and ask questions later."
A beach has meters.
"Have you noticed how blatant sex is everywhere in the culture but here?"
Pfft! I could do that.
"Kids today are so blasé. Her first word was 'meh' instead of mommy."
"Power! Power!"
"A brand new one will cost you $18. If I repair it the cost would be $397."
"I wish that they would give omg a break. JMJ (Jesus,Mary and Joseph) have a lot more free time."
"I forgot to call in dead."
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Modern Critic Gifts Collection
Modern Critic Mugs
Explore our range of witty mugs that celebrate the modern critic—great for coffee lovers with a sharp sense of humor.
Modern Critic Pillows
Check out our humorous pillows designed for the modern critic—comfort and wit at every turn.
Modern Critic Prints
Find inspiring art prints that celebrate creative critique—perfect for decorating a home or office with humor and insight.
Modern Critic T-Shirts
Browse our clever t-shirts that showcase the witty spirit of the modern critic—perfect for relaxed days and smart casual outings.