Lover Of Modern Critique Gifts

'I sculpt what I see, Miss Delsey.'

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

Master's Degrees of the Universe

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

"I've seen your latest project and I must say, it really stinks. I mean, it is utterly putrid. It totally reeks."

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

'I'm all talked out. Let's look into some gene therapy.'

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

Virginia Woolf

"Good Dad, Bad Dad"

Mid century modern. Midwest boring

New Age Anatomy...

"I lied in my ad. I hate Wallace Stevens."

The Doomed Character

"Have you noticed how blatant sex is everywhere in the culture but here?"

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

"A brand new one will cost you $18. If I repair it the cost would be $397."

'You go ahead. We'll rejoin you when you start using new technology.'

"I hear it's going to be a Walmart."

'Looks like I was wrong. Apparently I can have more loathing for this era...'

"Well, the x-rays show you have a little arthritis in your hands, but mostly they're just poorly drawn."

'Someday people will commemorate this moment with exhaustion, overindulgence, and rampant consumerism!'

The Letters Of Jean-Paul Sartre To His Mother

'And, if elected, I promise to reach across the aisle, if you know what I mean...'

"Of course, at present Mademoiselle's neck is too long, but our Mr. Francis is going to change all that."

"All I got was this participation ribbon."

"You have such a familiar face. Who did it?"

'They always off the mom.'

"I watch this show just to get to the next one."

Van Gogh on Instagram.

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