Lover Of Modern Critique Mugs

'I sculpt what I see, Miss Delsey.'

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

Master's Degrees of the Universe

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

Virginia Woolf

'I'm all talked out. Let's look into some gene therapy.'

"Have you noticed how blatant sex is everywhere in the culture but here?"

Mid century modern. Midwest boring

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

"I lied in my ad. I hate Wallace Stevens."

The Doomed Character

"Good Dad, Bad Dad"

New Age Anatomy...

"A brand new one will cost you $18. If I repair it the cost would be $397."

'You go ahead. We'll rejoin you when you start using new technology.'

'Looks like I was wrong. Apparently I can have more loathing for this era...'

'Someday people will commemorate this moment with exhaustion, overindulgence, and rampant consumerism!'

"Well, the x-rays show you have a little arthritis in your hands, but mostly they're just poorly drawn."

The Letters Of Jean-Paul Sartre To His Mother

'They always off the mom.'

"You have such a familiar face. Who did it?"

"All I got was this participation ribbon."

Van Gogh on Instagram.

"I watch this show just to get to the next one."

"Of course, at present Mademoiselle's neck is too long, but our Mr. Francis is going to change all that."

Murder Selfie

Selfie World

Pandora's Unboxing Video

"Nobody takes Tolstoy seriously anymore."