'You go ahead. We'll rejoin you when you start using new technology.'
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"Reject the modern world."
"The networks are losing share and you sit there reading?"
Van Gogh on Instagram.
"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."
"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"
The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.
"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."
"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."
"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."
"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."
Early Man Late Man
"Tarzan no want computer."
Daily Routine
Down With Wikipedia
Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.
"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."
'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'
Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!
Clever youth stating that he considers Shakespeare overrated
'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'
'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'
Man calling Phone Privacy Centre
Medical Bracelet
"I medicate first and ask questions later."
A beach has meters.
"Have you noticed how blatant sex is everywhere in the culture but here?"
"Kids today are so blasé. Her first word was 'meh' instead of mommy."
"Power! Power!"
"A brand new one will cost you $18. If I repair it the cost would be $397."
"I wish that they would give omg a break. JMJ (Jesus,Mary and Joseph) have a lot more free time."
"I forgot to call in dead."
Kingdom of Heaven- Exact Change Only
"The scariest part is knowing that someday something'll come along that will make us go, 'Even the spider mutants weren't this bad.' "
'And you can no longer talk to people face to face!'
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