The Very Thirsty Caterpillar
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I've been reading a lot of ancient history lately. That's good, little buddy. The distant past is pretty fascinating. You're preaching to the choir. Before every date, I like to revisit the pax romana. The point in time when all the squabbling ceased and all of Europe got down to some good lovin'. What's your favorite time in ancient history? March 28th, 2015. that's when I retweeted a great tweet I'd written back on December 5th, 2014.
"Kids today are so blasé. Her first word was 'meh' instead of mommy."
Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.
"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."
"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."
"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."
"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."
Down With Wikipedia
'Michelle's Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms'
"Tarzan no want computer."
"We encourage Theo to challenge clichés and mediocrity."
''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'
"AI designed my statue."
Turning around - searching for why hate happens.
'Blair picks safe poet caureate' "He was just giong through the motions"
"These are PC to view, providing we laugh in an ironic and non-committal way - belly laughing constitutes a hate crime."
Clever youth stating that he considers Shakespeare overrated
Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!
'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'
'An important update..'
Pfft! I could do that.
Expanding Minds
"Have you noticed how blatant sex is everywhere in the culture but here?"
Michael Moore.
When More Government Is A Good Thing
"A brand new one will cost you $18. If I repair it the cost would be $397."
Politically Correct Dictionaries
America and October 12
"The scariest part is knowing that someday something'll come along that will make us go, 'Even the spider mutants weren't this bad.' "
"Martin seems to be happy here, but wait 'til he's been here a day."
'Apparently he's the first to have copied this particular idea.'
George Melly.
"I'm sorry...to work at Abbercrummy & Fetch, you must have an 'All-American' look."
'You go ahead. We'll rejoin you when you start using new technology.'
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