
'Looks like I was wrong. Apparently I can have more loathing for this era...'
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'Looks like I was wrong. Apparently I can have more loathing for this era...'
"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."
"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"
The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.
"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."
"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."
"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."
"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."
"Tarzan no want computer."
Early Man Late Man
Down With Wikipedia
Daily Routine
"We encourage Theo to challenge clichés and mediocrity."
'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'
"AI designed my statue."
"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."
'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'
Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!
Man calling Phone Privacy Centre
'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'
Clever youth stating that he considers Shakespeare overrated
"You do understand that I can only offer you a zero hour contract?"
Medical Bracelet
"I medicate first and ask questions later."
A beach has meters.
"Have you noticed how blatant sex is everywhere in the culture but here?"
New Age Anatomy...
Pfft! I could do that.
"Kids today are so blasé. Her first word was 'meh' instead of mommy."
"I lied in my ad. I hate Wallace Stevens."
"Power! Power!"
"A brand new one will cost you $18. If I repair it the cost would be $397."
"I wish that they would give omg a break. JMJ (Jesus,Mary and Joseph) have a lot more free time."
"I forgot to call in dead."
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