"I hear it's going to be a Walmart."
Modern Culture Critic Gifts
Looking for something that captures the essence of a modern culture critic? Our range of witty, thought-provoking items blends humor with insight, perfect for those who analyze and critique everything around them. Whether it’s a mug for their morning dose of cynicism, a t-shirt showcasing their sharp tongue, or a print that captures their unique perspective, these products are designed to resonate with their creative and critical spirit. Gift ideas that truly speak to their love of contemporary debates and cultural commentary.
Pandora's Unboxing Video
'Someday people will commemorate this moment with exhaustion, overindulgence, and rampant consumerism!'
"OMG! What a tragedy, I forgot my camera!"
"You have such a familiar face. Who did it?"
"Notice how they grow away from the incandescent-light source and towards the malicious celebrity gossip."
"Have you noticed how blatant sex is everywhere in the culture but here?"
"Nobody takes Tolstoy seriously anymore."
"Flak jackets are in aisle twelve."
"I watch this show just to get to the next one."
Failed superhero. Now everyone wants avatars.
Murder Selfie
"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."
Selfie World
Divine Selfie
"I said to bring home some perennials. NOT millennials!"
The height of fashion in 1796
Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.
Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."
'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'
"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."
"Say 'eh.'"
"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."
Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.
Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet
"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."
Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow
"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."
"Now that was post-modern sex."
"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."
T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.
"Some Debussy, Igor."
"I'm after the history section."
"How is it in Russia?"
"Honey, do you think I'm Eurocentric?"
Modern Culture Critic Gifts Collection
Modern Culture Critic Mugs
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Modern Culture Critic Pillows
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Modern Culture Critic Prints
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Modern Culture Critic T-Shirts
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