Modern Culture Analyst Gifts

"Now I really hate poetry."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Selfie Stick

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

"'Grim Reapers' was considered too offensive, these days we're known as 'afterlife facilitators.'"

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

'Robert.....Why do you think they call slanted letters italics.'

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

"Tarzan no want computer."

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I didn't mean anything by it. I don't know why I said it. I just said it, that's all. Twiggy."

"Seventy-five isn't the new anything."

Rude Americans.

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"

"Nan and Gordon are from California, but Northern California."

"It must be a youth culture!" (Lager, boobs, lager, babes,footie, girls,lager.)

Clever youth stating that he considers Shakespeare overrated

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

"Daddy says God created Eve out of Adam´s spare credit card!"

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

"So. . . who'd like to have a go at defining Britishness?"

"It's unbelievable to get kicked out of paradise because of one lousy apple... But wait, I'll give you a really bad rating for that, buddy!"

Today, it's chic to be cheap.

'Sorry, I don't have anything smaller.'