Cultural Analysts Gifts

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

"Now I really hate poetry."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

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What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

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'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

"'Grim Reapers' was considered too offensive, these days we're known as 'afterlife facilitators.'"

Troys'R'Us.

'We used to be a patriarchy, but lately we've been more goddess-centric.'

German School

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

The Kali De Milo.

The American Tearoom, Moscow

"It may well be a hugely significant example of early 18th century Flemish art...but as head of merchandising I have to ask 'What would it look like on a fridge magnet?'"

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

'Robert.....Why do you think they call slanted letters italics.'

"Inactivists"

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'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

"I'm going to run away and join the circus. Not one of those big, tacky ones—something more European and intimate."

Easter Island moai as cocktails.