Socio-cultural Analyst Gifts

"Now I really hate poetry."

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"'Grim Reapers' was considered too offensive, these days we're known as 'afterlife facilitators.'"

Before the riots/after the riots

World Financial Mafia

Modern Portrait Gallery

'Robert.....Why do you think they call slanted letters italics.'

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

Graham Greene

What sort of society would we have if everybody put public interest ahead of government interest?

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

Blok conforming, with difficulty.

Pre Pandemic/Post Pandemic

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

"We try to treat volunteers like regular members of staff, impossible workloads and no resources."

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

Rude Americans.

'It's your debt to society.'

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"

"Nan and Gordon are from California, but Northern California."

'I'm sorry Sir, no menus...there is concern that choice might be mistaken for discrimination.'

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

'Apparently many companies experience problems including: a lack of direction, poor accountability, lack of respect among members, pushing personal agendas, poor communication ...'

"So. . . who'd like to have a go at defining Britishness?"

Research indicates seven deadly sins are treatable with drugs,

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Sean Hannity?'

'Sorry, I don't have anything smaller.'

"We expect strong performance but not strong opinions."

Culturally significant problems solved.

"They learn how to say 'Gracias' and we're supposed to be thankful."