Social Analysts Gifts

Supermarket with different aisle of food separated by a shopper's income.

'I think we'd better hurry and aspire to the middle class while there still is one.'

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Before the riots/after the riots

"Come in, minion."

World Financial Mafia

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

Assault weapons go over the cliff.

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

What sort of society would we have if everybody put public interest ahead of government interest?

Blok conforming, with difficulty.

Social Welfare next!

'It's your debt to society.'

"Meritocracy worked for my grandfather, it worked for my father, and it's working for me."

Violence in Mexico

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

'This is you hotel. . . it has no TV, but every room is equipped with CCTV.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

How long have you let this unhealthy obsession with family and friends interfere with your celebrity-watching?

Research indicates seven deadly sins are treatable with drugs,

I feel like I'm starting to hate everyone, doc. Dr. Noodle. I hate the stranger who shook his head in disgust at me when he saw I was in an interracial relationship. I hate the lady who cut me off in traffic and almost ran me off the road this morning. I hate the dentist who convinced me I needed a $350 mouth guard when I could've bought one just as good for $25 at Target. I hate the girl scout who sold me six disgusting boxes of ten-year-old Samoa cookies. That's ... ten? I hate myself for not

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Sean Hannity?'

Not Dead yet

"I've made this comprehensive list of my problems and divided it into two categories: those that are my fault, and those that are the fault of the liberal democrat welfare state."

'See? THAT'S globalization!'

"Once upon a time there was a thing called social security..."

Sign says: 'Please Help. Downshifting'

Man giving a writer an honest and insulting appraisal of his article.

Progress

'The NRA does not support even the mildest gun control! We don't blame guns, we blame society! The violent culture! Movies!! Restrictive gun laws! Video games! The media!!'

"It's amazing how the captures one's true, inner self."

Corruption Crime

"Perhaps it's a bit early to tell, but I'll bet the Presidential visit changes nothing."

"Sorry, Jeff. Two's company, three's an infestation."