Social Analyst Gifts

"I love our lunches out there, but I always get the feeling that we're being watched."

"I'd like to get back to doing less for charity."

"Once upon a time there was a thing called social security..."

Beggar holding sign: Major cards accepted.

'When our neighbour gets drunk at the pub and wrecks his car, and we've got to pay for the mess - that's European financial policy.'

'They say the gap between rich and poor is widening. . . have you noticed that?'

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

What are they laughing at? It's me, isn't it? Why do they hate me?

"Whose idea was this damn middle class?"

"It's amazing how the captures one's true, inner self."

Effort to Win/Advantages

"Damn dangerous monsters... they attack people, they even kill them...I say out of Europe and to hell with them!"

"Seriously, Spanish radio stations have a weird sense of humor. They may joke about 'invasions' and 'taking over'...but it's how people thousands of miles from home deal with their sense of place."

"Excuse me, senora...can you help me?"

Amount if time I spend thinking about what other people think of mean/Relative amount of time they actually do.

Call to Prayer. (Praying to the oil fields).

I want to die! Where is everyone? You panic every birthday! Why do I put myself through this?

Coronavirus and family economy

Children and society

She hates me, she always thinks I'm stuck up... Guess I'll have to invite him, but they should tell their kids not to be so...

Olympic Legacy: Going for Gold.

'Are you sure you don't want to marry me just because I'm a woman?'

'We were having a debate on the separation of church and state when I pointed out that it's not constitutional to care for the poor and sick, but is church doctrine. . .'

"Why shouldn't I be troubled? The economy is troubled, the infastructure is troubled, and now the school system is troubled."

Unemployment Figures

"Polite company does not discuss religion, politics, education, gender, climate, diet, credit scores..."

"What part pf 'private beach' don't you understand?"

"O.K., Pauline. What's the party line on me?"

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Before the riots/after the riots

World Financial Mafia

"Come in, minion."

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

Social Welfare next!

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'