Social Analysis Gifts

Seating arrangements.

'Consumer society'

"It's mixed marriage. She's from around here, and he grew up in a garbage dump."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Before the riots/after the riots

"And I thought I was toxic. . ."

"Come in, minion."

World Financial Mafia

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

What sort of society would we have if everybody put public interest ahead of government interest?

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

Social Welfare next!

Blok conforming, with difficulty.

'It's your debt to society.'

"Meritocracy worked for my grandfather, it worked for my father, and it's working for me."

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

Research indicates seven deadly sins are treatable with drugs,

"I've made this comprehensive list of my problems and divided it into two categories: those that are my fault, and those that are the fault of the liberal democrat welfare state."

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Sean Hannity?'

'See? THAT'S globalization!'

"Once upon a time there was a thing called social security..."

Sign says: 'Please Help. Downshifting'

Corruption Crime

"It's amazing how the captures one's true, inner self."

'The NRA does not support even the mildest gun control! We don't blame guns, we blame society! The violent culture! Movies!! Restrictive gun laws! Video games! The media!!'

Man giving a writer an honest and insulting appraisal of his article.

Progress

"Perhaps it's a bit early to tell, but I'll bet the Presidential visit changes nothing."

"Sorry, Jeff. Two's company, three's an infestation."

Coronavirus and family economy

I want to die! Where is everyone? You panic every birthday! Why do I put myself through this?

"Up next we interview the big lottery winner, but first, let's tamp down your envy and greed by looking all the lives totally devastated by winning the lottery."