Society Analyzer Gifts

End of the World Sale Now On!

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Before the riots/after the riots

World Financial Mafia

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

What sort of society would we have if everybody put public interest ahead of government interest?

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"He appears to be evolving differently to us!"

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

Blok conforming, with difficulty.

'It's your debt to society.'

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."

How long have you let this unhealthy obsession with family and friends interfere with your celebrity-watching?

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

"I burden you with the national debt, you burden your kids with it, and so on. . ."

"I don't know man. It sounds a lot like a pyramid scheme to me."

"If being normal is so natural.....why is it such a strain?"

Research indicates seven deadly sins are treatable with drugs,

He donated his body to social science.

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Sean Hannity?'

'See? THAT'S globalization!'

"Once upon a time there was a thing called social security..."

Progress

Man giving a writer an honest and insulting appraisal of his article.

'The NRA does not support even the mildest gun control! We don't blame guns, we blame society! The violent culture! Movies!! Restrictive gun laws! Video games! The media!!'

"It's amazing how the captures one's true, inner self."

"Perhaps it's a bit early to tell, but I'll bet the Presidential visit changes nothing."

European Crisis management.

We'll be back with more of man's inhumanity to man...

I want to die! Where is everyone? You panic every birthday! Why do I put myself through this?

Coronavirus and family economy

"I totally agree - death to the decadent West. Two cokes, please."

'We were having a debate on the separation of church and state when I pointed out that it's not constitutional to care for the poor and sick, but is church doctrine. . .'