Societal Analyst Gifts

'See? THAT'S globalization!'

Caution: New Year Under Construction - Enter At Own Risk.

How long have you let this unhealthy obsession with family and friends interfere with your celebrity-watching?

Man giving a writer an honest and insulting appraisal of his article.

"Up next we interview the big lottery winner, but first, let's tamp down your envy and greed by looking all the lives totally devastated by winning the lottery."

World Financial Mafia

Man with affirmative action on his bag knocking on the 'unintegrated circuits' door of the Engineering School.

Capitalism: The Wolf and Sheep

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Before the riots/after the riots

"Come in, minion."

"And I thought I was toxic. . ."

"I want to know why when I'm in a room people ignore me."

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

Blok conforming, with difficulty.

Assault weapons go over the cliff.

Social Welfare next!

What sort of society would we have if everybody put public interest ahead of government interest?

"Meritocracy worked for my grandfather, it worked for my father, and it's working for me."

'It's your debt to society.'

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

'This is you hotel. . . it has no TV, but every room is equipped with CCTV.'

Violence in Mexico

Abstraction and recognition

Research indicates seven deadly sins are treatable with drugs,

"I've made this comprehensive list of my problems and divided it into two categories: those that are my fault, and those that are the fault of the liberal democrat welfare state."

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Sean Hannity?'

Not Dead yet

I feel like I'm starting to hate everyone, doc. Dr. Noodle. I hate the stranger who shook his head in disgust at me when he saw I was in an interracial relationship. I hate the lady who cut me off in traffic and almost ran me off the road this morning. I hate the dentist who convinced me I needed a $350 mouth guard when I could've bought one just as good for $25 at Target. I hate the girl scout who sold me six disgusting boxes of ten-year-old Samoa cookies. That's ... ten? I hate myself for not

"Once upon a time there was a thing called social security..."

Sign says: 'Please Help. Downshifting'

Progress

'Boy, look at his personal space!'