Societal Issues Analyst Gifts

"I was killed by a gun."

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

Before the riots/after the riots

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

World Financial Mafia

'It was my unfair dismissal claim cap.'

"And I thought I was toxic. . ."

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

Time Bombs: Obesity, Pensions, and Environment.

Assault weapons go over the cliff.

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

Blok conforming, with difficulty.

What sort of society would we have if everybody put public interest ahead of government interest?

Gun Ego

An Arm and a Leg.

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

Belarus lets immigrants into Europe

Profits for Big Pharma

'Remind me again, Dad. Why did you want me to get that college degree?'

'It's your debt to society.'

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

"Oh. Well, when you do have food, try to eat balanced meals, okay?"

War and Death.

"I suppose you're going to rat out your friends?"

'This is you hotel. . . it has no TV, but every room is equipped with CCTV.'

Violence in Mexico

Research indicates seven deadly sins are treatable with drugs,

'Wow, they certainly know how to hide their poverty!'