Societal Issues Analyst Gifts

"I was killed by a gun."

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Before the riots/after the riots

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

"And I thought I was toxic. . ."

World Financial Mafia

'It was my unfair dismissal claim cap.'

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

Time Bombs: Obesity, Pensions, and Environment.

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

Assault weapons go over the cliff.

An Arm and a Leg.

Hectare?

Blok conforming, with difficulty.

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

What sort of society would we have if everybody put public interest ahead of government interest?

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

Belarus lets immigrants into Europe

Profits for Big Pharma

Gun Ego

The Pope Code

'Remind me again, Dad. Why did you want me to get that college degree?'

'It's your debt to society.'

How long have you let this unhealthy obsession with family and friends interfere with your celebrity-watching?

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

"Oh. Well, when you do have food, try to eat balanced meals, okay?"

'This is you hotel. . . it has no TV, but every room is equipped with CCTV.'

"I suppose you're going to rat out your friends?"

War and Death.

Violence in Mexico

Research indicates seven deadly sins are treatable with drugs,

T-shirts read: 'Rock against racism' ; 'Classical against antisocial behaviour'