Social Issues Analyst Gifts

The Great Social Evil - Prostitution

House prices continue to plummet...soaring crime...financial crisis...inexplicable increase in levels of depression.

"No Sarge, he really did fall down down the stairs."

Violence in Mexico

'This is you hotel. . . it has no TV, but every room is equipped with CCTV.'

"Yeah, it's a real tough place to survive, but you'll find out next week when you're released."

We have met the enemy and the enemy is us -

"Don't you just love these new Bible translations!"

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Before the riots/after the riots

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

World Financial Mafia

'It was my unfair dismissal claim cap.'

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

Time Bombs: Obesity, Pensions, and Environment.

Assault weapons go over the cliff.

What sort of society would we have if everybody put public interest ahead of government interest?

Blok conforming, with difficulty.

Gun Ego

Profits for Big Pharma

An Arm and a Leg.

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

Belarus lets immigrants into Europe

The Pope Code

Hectare?

'Remind me again, Dad. Why did you want me to get that college degree?'

'It's your debt to society.'

"I suppose you're going to rat out your friends?"

War and Death.

How long have you let this unhealthy obsession with family and friends interfere with your celebrity-watching?