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The Great Social Evil - Prostitution

House prices continue to plummet...soaring crime...financial crisis...inexplicable increase in levels of depression.

"No Sarge, he really did fall down down the stairs."

Violence in Mexico

'This is you hotel. . . it has no TV, but every room is equipped with CCTV.'

"Yeah, it's a real tough place to survive, but you'll find out next week when you're released."

"Don't you just love these new Bible translations!"

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Before the riots/after the riots

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

World Financial Mafia

'It was my unfair dismissal claim cap.'

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

Time Bombs: Obesity, Pensions, and Environment.

An Arm and a Leg.

Blok conforming, with difficulty.

Assault weapons go over the cliff.

What sort of society would we have if everybody put public interest ahead of government interest?

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

Profits for Big Pharma

Belarus lets immigrants into Europe

Gun Ego

'Remind me again, Dad. Why did you want me to get that college degree?'

'It's your debt to society.'

War and Death.

"I suppose you're going to rat out your friends?"

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

"Oh. Well, when you do have food, try to eat balanced meals, okay?"

Research indicates seven deadly sins are treatable with drugs,

'Wow, they certainly know how to hide their poverty!'