Societal Analyst Pillows

'See? THAT'S globalization!'

Caution: New Year Under Construction - Enter At Own Risk.

Man giving a writer an honest and insulting appraisal of his article.

"Up next we interview the big lottery winner, but first, let's tamp down your envy and greed by looking all the lives totally devastated by winning the lottery."

World Financial Mafia

Man with affirmative action on his bag knocking on the 'unintegrated circuits' door of the Engineering School.

Capitalism: The Wolf and Sheep

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Before the riots/after the riots

"And I thought I was toxic. . ."

"Come in, minion."

"I want to know why when I'm in a room people ignore me."

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

Social Welfare next!

Assault weapons go over the cliff.

Blok conforming, with difficulty.

What sort of society would we have if everybody put public interest ahead of government interest?

"Meritocracy worked for my grandfather, it worked for my father, and it's working for me."

'It's your debt to society.'

Violence in Mexico

Abstraction and recognition

'This is you hotel. . . it has no TV, but every room is equipped with CCTV.'

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

Research indicates seven deadly sins are treatable with drugs,

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Sean Hannity?'

"I've made this comprehensive list of my problems and divided it into two categories: those that are my fault, and those that are the fault of the liberal democrat welfare state."

"Once upon a time there was a thing called social security..."

Sign says: 'Please Help. Downshifting'

Progress

Corruption Crime

"I married a girl with two mums and ended up with two mothers-in-law."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'The NRA does not support even the mildest gun control! We don't blame guns, we blame society! The violent culture! Movies!! Restrictive gun laws! Video games! The media!!'