Socio-economic Analyst Pillows

Tragedy of the migrants who drown trying to get to Europe

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Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

Before the riots/after the riots

World Financial Mafia

"Come in, minion."

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

What sort of society would we have if everybody put public interest ahead of government interest?

Blok conforming, with difficulty.

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

Diversity Does Not Include Class

Assault weapons go over the cliff.

Social Welfare next!

"Don't worry, we'll never negotiate with the enemy."

"I'm the writer-in-residence."

'It's your debt to society.'

"Meritocracy worked for my grandfather, it worked for my father, and it's working for me."

'When you said we should emulate the German economic model I assumed you meant post-war.'

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

How long have you let this unhealthy obsession with family and friends interfere with your celebrity-watching?

Research indicates seven deadly sins are treatable with drugs,

Not Dead yet

"I've made this comprehensive list of my problems and divided it into two categories: those that are my fault, and those that are the fault of the liberal democrat welfare state."

'Forty pounds for a round of drinks! Prices have gone up since you last bought a round.'

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Sean Hannity?'

'See? THAT'S globalization!'

"Once upon a time there was a thing called social security..."

Sign says: 'Please Help. Downshifting'

Man giving a writer an honest and insulting appraisal of his article.

"It's amazing how the captures one's true, inner self."

'The NRA does not support even the mildest gun control! We don't blame guns, we blame society! The violent culture! Movies!! Restrictive gun laws! Video games! The media!!'

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