Socioeconomic Researcher Pillows

"Don't worry, we'll never negotiate with the enemy."

Spot the difference.

'It's cheaper than gas.'

The burden of carrying the Euro.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

"Come in, minion."

"Stimulus is like shaving - next morning you have to get up and do it all over."

"That's the problem with liberals - they're obsessed with 'trickle down' and never 'trickle up'."

'When you take out food, energy...inflation remained at a 20 year low.'

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

Diversity Does Not Include Class

"We will create 12,000 new jobs...but we only need 4,000 new employees because on these salaries they'll need three jobs each to make a living!"

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

Cut-Rate Think Tanks - Now available for hire.

"Meritocracy worked for my grandfather, it worked for my father, and it's working for me."

'When you said we should emulate the German economic model I assumed you meant post-war.'

Austerity Egg Hunt.

"I burden you with the national debt, you burden your kids with it, and so on. . ."

"Shall I put that down as a 'Don't Know' then?"

Not Dead yet

'Forty pounds for a round of drinks! Prices have gone up since you last bought a round.'

"Daddy's going of to defeat terrorism in subtler, economic ways."

'Our next question: is the world a safer place than it was a year ago?'

The Evolution Of Manhood

Sign says: 'Please Help. Downshifting'

USA super power

Quarantine: The great equalizer

Wars and extreme poverty

In search of the American dream...

'Bypass? This is more like a bill for an overpass!'

'I prefer 'Baby Boomer' over 'Senior Citizen'.'

The client would prefer fewer open-ended questions.

'I work hard all day, while you just sit there.' 'That's the politics of envy.'

Dog Days