Socioeconomic Researcher Gifts

"Don't worry, we'll never negotiate with the enemy."

Spot the difference.

'It's cheaper than gas.'

The burden of carrying the Euro.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"Stimulus is like shaving - next morning you have to get up and do it all over."

"Come in, minion."

"That's the problem with liberals - they're obsessed with 'trickle down' and never 'trickle up'."

'When you take out food, energy...inflation remained at a 20 year low.'

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

"We will create 12,000 new jobs...but we only need 4,000 new employees because on these salaries they'll need three jobs each to make a living!"

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"Meritocracy worked for my grandfather, it worked for my father, and it's working for me."

'When you said we should emulate the German economic model I assumed you meant post-war.'

"I burden you with the national debt, you burden your kids with it, and so on. . ."

Austerity Egg Hunt.

'Forty pounds for a round of drinks! Prices have gone up since you last bought a round.'

"Daddy's going of to defeat terrorism in subtler, economic ways."

'Our next question: is the world a safer place than it was a year ago?'

The Evolution Of Manhood

Sign says: 'Please Help. Downshifting'

USA super power

Quarantine: The great equalizer

In search of the American dream...

'Bypass? This is more like a bill for an overpass!'

Wars and extreme poverty

'I prefer 'Baby Boomer' over 'Senior Citizen'.'

The client would prefer fewer open-ended questions.

'I work hard all day, while you just sit there.' 'That's the politics of envy.'

'Atmospheric, conditions are right for a 'trickle-down', which will bring relief to impoverished areas!'

Dog Days