Economic Researcher Gifts

'When you take out food, energy...inflation remained at a 20 year low.'

Austerity Egg Hunt.

"Stimulus is like shaving - next morning you have to get up and do it all over."

"That's the problem with liberals - they're obsessed with 'trickle down' and never 'trickle up'."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

British savings accounts

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"Good boy."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

The day the stock market went UP.

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Stock options for your thoughts."

Robot Parts $5

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Profit

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Great Chinese Dynasties

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks