Recession Researcher Gifts

Profits - "It's worse than you think it goes down to the third floor."

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

Center for the story of whether throwing money at the economy really works.

'Bad news for those of you who believe goods and services should be exchanged for money.'

'You see kids, Santa Claus is suffering from inflation too.'

Economy.

The state of the euro depicted as a crime scene.

Grim Reaper leaning on scared trader.

'This isn't really the best time for a withdrawal, if you know what I mean.'

Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market

"I don't like the looks of this..."

Pork barrel projects vs Keynesian economics.

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

'How's business?. Bad, even the people who don't pay their bills have stopped buying!'

Step - Businessman/Poverty.

US poverty levels

Geezernomics - Crash of 1929.

Mario Draghi

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

'Crisis'

'Money is a bit tight at the moment, so instead of cash we wondered whether you'd settle for 20% more meaningless protestations of how much we value you?'

'If nobody has any money, where did it all go?'

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

'You can't fire me! I'm too big to fail!'

White House Garage Sale.

"Stimulus is like shaving - next morning you have to get up and do it all over."

"That's the problem with liberals - they're obsessed with 'trickle down' and never 'trickle up'."

'When you take out food, energy...inflation remained at a 20 year low.'

Federal Guidelines

"I can't go on reading this. . . I'm scared to death!"

"Your job will be to make these results look Stellar."