Recession Ponderer Gifts

"Is that just for the night, or for ever?"

"Relax—we'd know."

Bail out party.

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"What was I thinking?!"

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

Arthur Schopenhauer

Economy.

Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

Untold Love Stories. The Shadow and Pollyanna. It's no use, Lamont, you know what evil lurks in the hearts of men and I believe there's good in everybody.

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

"Show me a man who's optimistic about the human race..."

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

White House Garage Sale.

The Politics of Food.

Geezernomics - Crash of 1929.

'It's nice but will it be a hedge against inflation.'

'When 900 years you reach, retire, you will not.'

Grim Reaper leaning on scared trader.

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."

Trumped

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

"I can't go on reading this. . . I'm scared to death!"

"Don't mention Pat Buchanan, pro or con."

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

Profits - "It's worse than you think it goes down to the third floor."

"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"

Bad news airbag

'Bad news for those of you who believe goods and services should be exchanged for money.'