Crisis Ponderer Gifts

10 years Euro

Euro crisis

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"What was I thinking?!"

"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"Needs to get a life"

Optimist

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Schrödinger and his cat

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

Thinking and thinking backwards.

Experts through the ages.

Max Weber

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

Desert island dweller sinks in sand.

The Politics of Food.

'It's nice but will it be a hedge against inflation.'