Crisis Ponderer Mugs

10 years Euro

Euro crisis

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"What was I thinking?!"

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"Needs to get a life"

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Optimist

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Schrödinger and his cat

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

Thinking and thinking backwards.

Experts through the ages.

Max Weber

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

The Politics of Food.

'It's nice but will it be a hedge against inflation.'

Telling Self to Buzz Off

Inventing Time Travel