The German Angst-Angst. . .
Crisis Thinker Mugs
Find mugs that speak to the crisis thinker’s clever mindset—perfect for their morning coffee or tea as they contemplate life's twists and turns.
"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."
"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."
Opportunities in Coronatimes
Fear/Knowledge
"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."
'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'
"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"
'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'
Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are
"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."
"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."
"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"
Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance
'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'
Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.
"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."
World Economic Crisis.
Economy - USA.
"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."
'How do we SLEEP at night?'
Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders
"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"
Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me
"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."
Unanimous voting.
"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."
Six Thinking Hats
'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'
"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."
Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy
"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."
"That's hardly necessary!"
Shouting Fire in a Crowded Theater
"Moulting"
Crisis Thinker Mugs Collection
Crisis Thinker Pillows
Bring comfort and wit into their space with pillows designed for the crisis thinker—because their ideas deserve a cozy home.
Crisis Thinker Prints
Explore inspiring prints that resonate with the crisis thinker’s inventive spirit—ideal for decorating their creative environment.
Crisis Thinker T-Shirts
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