Crisis Strategist Mugs

Disaster relief - the experts arrive.

House of Cards - Europe.

Out.

Meanwhile, at the E.C.B. ...

President Obama: 'You're saying, we go back to a cash only economy, and if that doesn't work, the barter system!'

Fighting corona

How To Profit From An Economic Collapse

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

Greek Crisis

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

UBLIC RELATIONS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

Overdraft limit.

The Costs Of Doing War.

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

"I wanted to always play it down. I still like playing it down because I don’t want to create a panic."

"Baxter, I've decided to take you off crisis management."

"I'm concerned, Larry. All you seem to do lately is put out fires and run around like a..."

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

"Care home deaths are collateral damage, as we continue to smoke screen statistics and fire off as many war analogy's as we can muster: in our battle, war, and heroic bun fight against Corvid-19 - in this, our not so finest hour!"

Greek Crisis

Emergency Firebreaker

More Money for Greece.

"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"I'm new at this - how long did it take you to get things under control?"