Crisis Strategist Gifts

Disaster relief - the experts arrive.

House of Cards - Europe.

Out.

Meanwhile, at the E.C.B. ...

President Obama: 'You're saying, we go back to a cash only economy, and if that doesn't work, the barter system!'

"Until we know more about the nature of the threat, we should stay calm and wash out hands to keep it from spreading."

Fighting corona

How To Profit From An Economic Collapse

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

Personnel. Any experience in crisis management? No...Just production.

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Greek Crisis

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

UBLIC RELATIONS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

"I wanted to always play it down. I still like playing it down because I don’t want to create a panic."

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

The Costs Of Doing War.

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

Overdraft limit.

"Baxter, I've decided to take you off crisis management."

"I'm concerned, Larry. All you seem to do lately is put out fires and run around like a..."

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

Emergency Firebreaker

Greek Crisis

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."