Crisis Strategists Gifts

A car takes a detour to the 'New Normal'.

Overdraft limit.

65 Million Years Ago

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

'Crisis'

Out.

Greek Crisis

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

Eye Off the Ball

Prepper Dog

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

Greek Crisis

"Care home deaths are collateral damage, as we continue to smoke screen statistics and fire off as many war analogy's as we can muster: in our battle, war, and heroic bun fight against Corvid-19 - in this, our not so finest hour!"

More Money for Greece.

"Until we know more about the nature of the threat, we should stay calm and wash out hands to keep it from spreading."

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

"Just junk mail."

Euro leaves a crack in the Union

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

The missiles had failed....so it was down to Frank....and plan B.

It wasn't easy, but we finally plugged the hole.

President Obama: 'You're saying, we go back to a cash only economy, and if that doesn't work, the barter system!'

Meanwhile, at the E.C.B. ...

"Call it wishful thinking, but I don't think this peace will last. . . ."

House of Cards - Europe.

"Vous voyez quoi pour l'avenir de l'humanité?"

"Randy, if you were stranded on an island, what's the one book you'd want to have along with you?" "Easy: Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy. It's got the perfect heft to knock coconuts out of trees." "Well, I'd like to have How to Get Off an Island, by Archie Macguyver." "That title's actually a metaphor for overcoming shyness." "We really should have our own book review show."

Going to Greece in a Handbasket.

"He doesn't have a single redeeming quality, he's just disrupting and awful and repulsive, and he has no consideration for other people's feelings."

'Andy, this is Doug. Looks like we're going to have to dip into the reserves earlier than we expected.'

"I don't know what we'll do when our adjustable-rate mortgage resets."

Crisis Negotiator on Vacation

Tonight's Weather Report Contains Some Alarming Material. Viewer Discretion Advised.