Crisis Strategists Gifts

Looking for a gift that resonates with your crisis strategist? Our curated collection features clever, humorous items designed to celebrate those who excel at navigating challenges. Ideal for professionals or enthusiasts who love thinking on their feet and turning chaos into order.

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A car takes a detour to the 'New Normal'.

A car takes a detour to the 'New Normal'. mockup

A car takes a detour to the 'New Normal'.

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Overdraft limit.

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65 Million Years Ago

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World Economic Crisis.

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Economy - USA.

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'Crisis'

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Out.

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Greek Crisis

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'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!' mockup

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

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"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news." mockup

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

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Prepper Dog

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'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.' mockup

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

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"Care home deaths are collateral damage, as we continue to smoke screen statistics and fire off as many war analogy's as we can muster: in our battle, war, and heroic bun fight against Corvid-19 - in this, our not so finest hour!"

"Care home deaths are collateral damage, as we continue to smoke screen statistics and fire off as many war analogy's as we can muster: in our battle, war, and heroic bun fight against Corvid-19 - in this, our not so finest hour!"

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More Money for Greece.

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Greek Crisis

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'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.' mockup

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

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"Just junk mail."

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'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.' mockup

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

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"Call it wishful thinking, but I don't think this peace will last. . . ."

"Call it wishful thinking, but I don't think this peace will last. . . ." mockup

"Call it wishful thinking, but I don't think this peace will last. . . ."

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Meanwhile, at the E.C.B. ...

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Euro leaves a crack in the Union

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The missiles had failed....so it was down to Frank....and plan B.

The missiles had failed....so it was down to Frank....and plan B. mockup

The missiles had failed....so it was down to Frank....and plan B.

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President Obama: 'You're saying, we go back to a cash only economy, and if that doesn't work, the barter system!'

President Obama: 'You're saying, we go back to a cash only economy, and if that doesn't work, the barter system!' mockup

President Obama: 'You're saying, we go back to a cash only economy, and if that doesn't work, the barter system!'

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House of Cards - Europe.

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Going to Greece in a Handbasket.

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"He doesn't have a single redeeming quality, he's just disrupting and awful and repulsive, and he has no consideration for other people's feelings."

"He doesn't have a single redeeming quality, he's just disrupting and awful and repulsive, and he has no consideration for other people's feelings." mockup

"He doesn't have a single redeeming quality, he's just disrupting and awful and repulsive, and he has no consideration for other people's feelings."

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'Andy, this is Doug. Looks like we're going to have to dip into the reserves earlier than we expected.'

'Andy, this is Doug. Looks like we're going to have to dip into the reserves earlier than we expected.' mockup

'Andy, this is Doug. Looks like we're going to have to dip into the reserves earlier than we expected.'

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"Randy, if you were stranded on an island, what's the one book you'd want to have along with you?" "Easy: Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy. It's got the perfect heft to knock coconuts out of trees." "Well, I'd like to have How to Get Off an Island, by Archie Macguyver." "That title's actually a metaphor for overcoming shyness." "We really should have our own book review show."

"Randy, if you were stranded on an island, what's the one book you'd want to have along with you?" "Easy: Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy. It's got the perfect heft to knock coconuts out of trees." "Well, I'd like to have How to Get Off an Island, by Archie Macguyver." "That title's actually a metaphor for overcoming shyness." "We really should have our own book review show."

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