Struggle Strategist Gifts

"Wow. This sucks."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

65 Million Years Ago

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

Out.

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'I hate evolution!'

The Costs Of Doing War.

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

The trap

Prepper Dog

Book on Thumb Twiddling

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

'The defence is ahead on points. Prosecution's only hope now is for a knockout.'

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."

"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

"I see a flaw in your financial calculation."

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

Bummer Time Streaming

"Well, they're circling counter-clockwise, so we must be in the southern hemisphere."

The Future

"I'm new at this - how long did it take you to get things under control?"