Struggle Strategist Gifts

"Wow. This sucks."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

65 Million Years Ago

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

Out.

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'I hate evolution!'

The Costs Of Doing War.

The trap

Prepper Dog

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

Book on Thumb Twiddling

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

"Until we know more about the nature of the threat, we should stay calm and wash out hands to keep it from spreading."

Don't Worry, Joe, about Afghanistan

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

'The defence is ahead on points. Prosecution's only hope now is for a knockout.'

"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."

"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

"I see a flaw in your financial calculation."

"Well, they're circling counter-clockwise, so we must be in the southern hemisphere."

"I'm new at this - how long did it take you to get things under control?"

Bummer Time Streaming