Hopeful Strategist Gifts

'You say that one day you win and the next day you lose? Why don't you bet on alternate days?'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'She'll never look for me here.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.'

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"Now at this point reality intruded."

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

"Last question. Where do you see yourself thirty seconds from now?"

"Be honest. Where do you see me in five years?"

Global warming debate.

CX909708

'Organisations that are not driven by the future quickly find themselves the dust of history,'

Success

"We're making progress."

"Am I worried about going belly-up? Well, I can't get my fingers uncrossed and I sleep face down."

'It's not a 20 year low! We've been in business only 19 years.'

The great slingshot of Mongolia.

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"