Hopeful Strategist Gifts

'You say that one day you win and the next day you lose? Why don't you bet on alternate days?'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'She'll never look for me here.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

The game is tied, and this is the final inning because the sun is setting. I understand, coach, I need to get home before dark!

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.'

"Now at this point reality intruded."

"Last question. Where do you see yourself thirty seconds from now?"

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

"Be honest. Where do you see me in five years?"

Global warming debate.

Success

"We're making progress."

'Organisations that are not driven by the future quickly find themselves the dust of history,'

"Am I worried about going belly-up? Well, I can't get my fingers uncrossed and I sleep face down."

'It's not a 20 year low! We've been in business only 19 years.'

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The great slingshot of Mongolia.

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

"Maybe I can be a campaign worker."

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

The Death Star gets a marketing makeover.