Enthusiastic Strategist Gifts

'We like to keep old timers involved in our expansion.'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'She'll never look for me here.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

The game is tied, and this is the final inning because the sun is setting. I understand, coach, I need to get home before dark!

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"Now at this point reality intruded."

"This may seem counter intuitive, but maybe the solution is to lighten up."

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'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

"We're making progress."

Success

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

"Am I worried about going belly-up? Well, I can't get my fingers uncrossed and I sleep face down."

'It's not a 20 year low! We've been in business only 19 years.'

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

So what happens when you told Armstrong you wouldn't recite that Sinclair Broadcasting script? Oh, nothing. Sinclair sued me for everything I own, that's all. But the joke's on them: I've set up different LLC's for every aspect of my life. So all they could get were the assets of the LLC that they paid. This opens up a whole world of possibilities. I knew forming Rudy-has-next-to-nada LLC was a good idea. I am going to miss my ten cents and my broken wiffle ball, though.

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

The Death Star gets a marketing makeover.

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

Cat Trap,

"Peters, make a joyful noise."

Young man asking his governer to buy him a commission in the army