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'We like to keep old timers involved in our expansion.'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'She'll never look for me here.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

"Now at this point reality intruded."

"This may seem counter intuitive, but maybe the solution is to lighten up."

"We're making progress."

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'It's not a 20 year low! We've been in business only 19 years.'

"Am I worried about going belly-up? Well, I can't get my fingers uncrossed and I sleep face down."

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

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'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

Cat Trap,

Young man asking his governer to buy him a commission in the army

Napoleon 'Snuffed Out' by the Russians

Bear bends hunter's guns.