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Super chess bros.

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Personal conker trainer.

'She'll never look for me here.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

Hockey Season.

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

Tic-tac-toe

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A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

Existential Risk

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

Tetris Rejects

A Rifle Competition in the North

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."